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REWIND And? And? And what? So what happened? Did the Joy Killer win? Was this when he became the Laughing Legend? Come on uncle! Tell us! Hmm…I don’t know. It is getting late. The last thing I want to do is fill your heads with graphic violence and keep you up. Either that or bore you to sleep and I’ll have to try and carry the two of you to your rooms. My knees aren’t what they used to be… Uncle! Man this sucks… Hey now…I’ll tell you what… Yeah? Yeah? … … … Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A START Congratulations! You have discovered the Hidden Menu!

UNPAUSE What took you so long? Dad and Grandpa were pouring drinks. I had to wait till they left to get the Dr. Pepper. How come you don’t drink beer like Dad and Grandpa do? Are you kidding? Dr. Pepper is the nectar of the Gods. They actually banned this stuff for about a year, that was before either of you were born. It wasn’t until the blocked the doors to the White House with empty bottles as a protest did they remake it. That was a legendary time, back then… I know what you did there! That was… Pardon me? You didn’t say it right dummy. Hey! Oh…um I c wut u did thar… Better, but you didn’t

PLAY IN A NOT SO DISTANT FUTURE Come on! I don’t want to… Do you want to spend all night listen to the grown-ups, or do you want to hear one of Uncle’s stories? There’s a difference? At least Uncle is interesting. Everybody else complains about the weather and the influx of Martian immigrants. …I suppose so… Look, there he is! In the chair by the corner. … … … Uncle! Uncle! Hey you two! What’s up? The others kick you away from the table while the others talk shop? Yeah right… We wanna hear a story… Hey! Is that what this is all about…heh heh… Well…yea

Chapter One Little Tokyo, under normal circumstances, tended to be a busy place. Between its citizens going about their daily business to the set-your-clock-to-it attempts by the Big Cheese to take over via a zany scheme, there was little chance to relax. Until now… Whether it was the weather, some sort of sabbatical on the part of Little Tokyo's most prolific villain or some other reason, the town had been quite. In fact, it had been close to two whole weeks since anything of interest happened. It was so quiet, that the Samurai Pizza Cats found themselves doing something they never thought they would ever do: Actually consider hiring ne

Some people live through life rushed. Many tend to take only a few seconds from whatever it is they do to lament: "I wish there were two of me so I could get more accomplished." … Okay, maybe not exactly that, but we think you get the general idea. What you are about to witness is the downside to this belief. Or at the very least a very skewed look at it. Leave is to the Prince of Pranks to be behind madness like this After a rather controversial (and not nearly as enjoyable as he had hoped it would have been) title defense at Destiny, our hero Kaleb "Killjoy" Joyeaux finds himself running head-first into a war brewing within Dynasty Wre

It has been pointed out that there is actually very little known about the man known as Kaleb "Killjoy" Joyeaux. Sure, he claims he has led a full, satisfying life but that's all he ever says. There are never any details of merit, and any that he might leak can never be verified. How many times have we heard him talk about all the other federations he has worked for? But right now, on the eve of a war among the stables of Dynasty Wrestling (where our hero finds himself right in the line of fire) there may be a glimmer of hope. Or at the very least a glimpse of his past… When we last left Saad Manor Killjoy had introduced a smaller version o

When we last left our heroes: Killjoy had brought in a "ringer" of sorts… Yuriko was not impressed… And apparently even less impressed by the news that Killjoy was going to grant her permission to be at ringside for the three way dance at Monday Night Destruction. And now… As Kelly (the little person that will be working with Killjoy and Yuriko) heads for her room, Yuriko drags the Prince of Pranks into the kitchen. Once inside she makes sure that Kelly/Killj is out of earshot… Yuriko: Kaleb, we have got to talk… Killjoy: Geeze, did you have to grab my arm so hard? Yuriko: This is important Kaleb… KJ: I think you might have left a br

There are many who firmly believe that the art to surviving in this world we live in is to be able to play well with others. The ability to have people who genuinely care enough about you to watch your back in the direst of situations is practically a necessity. Those who live (and inevitably die) with the "me against the world" mentality don't tend to last very long. You can also include in this group those who spend their lives doing very little and allowing everybody around them to expend the effort for them. But what happens when this expectation falls short? What happens when you put all your faith into another human being and it gets y

The common magpie is a black and white bird known for hording objects that catch its eye. The only common thread within these collections is the fact that they all shine and sparkle in the light. Some collections, however, are not nearly as benign as this. We find ourselves inside the kitchen of Saad Manor, and we are not alone. Pacing around the central dining table is Yuriko, associate to Kaleb "Killjoy" Joyeaux. As she walks around muttering to herself, she keeps glancing towards the doorway leading to the cellar and then to a large walkie-talkie sitting in the center of the kitchen table. It appears that she is wanting to go downstairs,

ntroductions? We don't need no stinking introductions! **sigh** Fine… Much to Yuriko's relief, whatever managed to tweak Kaleb "Killjoy" Joyeaux as of late seems to have been long forgotten. The nightmare of The Room **DUN DUN DUN!** might take a bit longer. But in order to prevent any relapses (and possibly potential lawsuits from Famine of the Vile considering how badly Killjoy was planning on beating him) Yuriko has taken Killjoy on a mini-vacation. Did you know that in the small, nameless city near where Saad Manor is located has its very own "Little Tokyo"? Killjoy would be the first to admit that he would of never have guessed there